Photographing Leather
You can see how I lived before I met you. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film.
Rolling Cheese: the Correct Way
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Hello Morbo, how's the family? In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
Making Money as a Taxi Driver
Noooooo! Bender, quit destroying the universe! Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Hey, whatcha watching?
How to Skin a Rattlesnake
You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Bender, you risked your life to save me! No! The cat shelter's on to me. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. that's why I'm transferring to business school!